Good morning college education. Ca va?
Welcome class to English 121. My name is Your Teacher. Today is just going to be syllabus and introduction. Lets start with some background on myself and then we'll dive into you all!
I attended this college for this many years and still have yet to achieve a degree other than a B.A. in English. Guess this is what you do with one.
Now, each of you introduce yourself and then list the name of every person before you that said, "Hello."
"Jessica."
"Ely, and this is my friend Jessica."
"Diana, this is Ely and Jessica."
Then naturally the class offers its students who really shine, idiotically.
"There is no way i'll be able to remember all of the names before me!" - #1
"You can write down the list as it gets larger, front of the room" - Your Teacher
"Why would I write it down if there is no chance of remembering them all in the first place?" -#1
"My name is Sebastian. Your Teacher, I can list them all back words and their schools."
Curious?
Please, do the world a favor. Lets live off the first challenge, better yet, lets just elaborate on the concept. Try and limit your FaceBook time, learn the names of individuals that you see each day as opposed to those you'll never see. Real life destroys pictures, learn to live, not vicariously.
There are so many interesting people with concepts, ideas, activities, and motivations that may work to inspire you as some have me into learning and bettering who I am - who you can be.
It takes time though, so be patient, live sarcastically, and love honestly.
Finally, don't be a stranger. Smile, say hello, ask how they are and properly reply to their theoretical question of how you are with the correct English phrasing, "I'm doing well, thank you."
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